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THIGS I LIKE by Vicky Wood age 32 The
thigs I like are dferent ones. One is
wen I am wasing pulester trosers in my wahing maschine and I rember not to
open the door wen it is in PAUS and full of water and the water do not go on
me. ANothe thig
I like is wen I have ben shovling antheroite and I sneze and it coms all
black on my sleave then I know my nose hares are woking propaly. A thiNg
I like allso is wen I am cleanig my Hondaccord befor a jurnyllist has to to
get in ti it and I Find a very small piece of FrutAnD nut I eat it under the
grealever. A thin I do not like is
wen I find FruitandNUT under wehre my bottom gos and it is meltied on to the
velloe veloo fuzzy stuff. Another
thign I like is wen pople come up to me and dig me in the papershop and sey
Pleasee settle a bet I stand to lose a gin and peop on this?ar you or ar you
not Jiulie Walters and I say no and they look ded dispointed but I do not
care and think ha-ha-ha like MUTTLEY in WACKY RACES And I
like as well wen the man from MEPHTHUN(cant spell it)pone up and say we have
some lambnatid covers gong begging do you have and old skechs we will pay
hansomly but not for So that
is the end of THIGS I LKE |
Taken from:
Wood, Victoria. Up To You, Porky . London: Methuen, 1986.