THIGS I LIKE

 

by Vicky Wood age 32

 

The thigs I like are dferent ones.  One is wen I am wasing pulester trosers in my wahing maschine and I rember not to open the door wen it is in PAUS and full of water and the water do not go on me.

 

ANothe thig I like is wen I have ben shovling antheroite and I sneze and it coms all black on my sleave then I know my nose hares are woking propaly.

 

A thiNg I like allso is wen I am cleanig my Hondaccord befor a jurnyllist has to to get in ti it and I Find a very small piece of FrutAnD nut I eat it under the grealever.  A thin I do not like is wen I find FruitandNUT under wehre my bottom gos and it is meltied on to the velloe veloo fuzzy stuff.

 

Another thign I like is wen pople come up to me and dig me in the papershop and sey Pleasee settle a bet I stand to lose a gin and peop on this?ar you or ar you not Jiulie Walters and I say no and they look ded dispointed but I do not care and think ha-ha-ha like MUTTLEY in WACKY RACES

 

And I like as well wen the man from MEPHTHUN(cant spell it)pone up and say we have some lambnatid covers gong begging do you have and old skechs we will pay hansomly but not for xxxx ages.  And the last thig I like is wen I have filled a hwole page and I can stop writing and watsh WACKY RACES.

 

So that is the end of THIGS I LKE

 

Taken from:

 

Wood, Victoria.  Up To You, Porky .  London: Methuen, 1986.


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